‘If Adolf Hitler flew in today, They’d send a limousine
anyway’ The Clash, White Man in Hammersmith Palais
Timur Vermes’ debut novel is high concept, in the sense that
its premise can be explained in one sentence: ‘Adolf Hitler miraculously wakes
up in the present day, and becomes an internet celebrity’. Coming to life in
the wasteland above the Fuhrerbunker, he staggers to the street, where he is
taken in by a newspaper vendor who allows him to sleep overnight in the kiosk.
From here, he is introduced to a couple of TV executives, who take him for a
marvellously talented impersonator, and give him a slot on a satirical
programme. From here, he becomes a breakout star, his relentless obsession with
the Volk glossed over as a dedication to method acting.
The idea that comedy could be used as a trojan horse for
right-wing extremism isn’t especially new; Michel Houellebecq’s novel The
Possibility of an Island (2005) features a stand-up who advocates a
form of ‘right wing anarchy’ through routines which carry titles like ‘Munch on
my Gaza Strip (My Huge Jewish Settler)’, and the recent furore over
anti-semitic statements by the French performer Dieudonne shows the ability of
popular personalities to influence the news agenda and play politics. So while the premise of
Look Who’s Back is fantastical, it message isn’t entirely unrealistic.
As a high concept novel, Vermes never enquires into the
circumstances of Hitler’s reawakening – this is satire, after all, not sci-fi. Hitler,
in his narrative, simply puts it down to ‘a miracle of sorts’. He is ‘Destiny’s
trump card’, appearing at Germany’s time of need. In this sense of manifest
destiny, Look Who’s Back does share a certain similarity with the modern
celebrity autobiography. The decision to present the novel as a first person
narrative causes a problem of tone, however. If Look Who’s Back had been
written in the same voice as Mein Kampf, clearly no-one would have read it. On
the other hand, Vermes can’t portray Hitler without the hatred. Therefore, we
are left with a disjointed novel where pages of relatively gentle ‘fish out of
water’ comedy about an old man getting to grips with ‘the internetwork’
suddenly lurches into a couple of paragraphs of virulent anti-semitism, before
dropping back into a routine about how men’s razors have too many blades on
them these days.
Obviously satirists have the right to shock, provoke and to
express outrageous opinions, but the problem isn’t that the voice Vermes has
adopted for his protagonist is controversial, it’s more that it isn’t coherent
enough. Early on, there are some good comic observations about the euro (‘regarded,
as one would expect, with a high level of mistrust’) and our reliance on fossil
fuels (‘the way in which synthetic materials were used here… suggested that crude
oil was no longer a problem’), but these could have come from any German who
had died before about 1960 – Rosa Luxemburg, say, or Bertolt Brecht. The fact
that this Hitler spends time ranting about such clichéd topics as estate agents
casts doubt on his more authentic political views. Furthermore, his colleagues
seem to accept that he is ‘always in character’ a little too readily. Even the
most jaded media observer would struggle to imagine rooms of producers and
executives really sitting through meetings as Hitler rants about ‘Untermenschen’
and ‘the efficient deployment of foreign workers’, much less greeting him with
a Fascist salute. Likewise, his apparent inability to understand basic aspects of modern life would probably be more of an issue. Bravely, Vermes never allows us to doubt that his narrator is Hitler – there is no reflection, no
possibility that he is deluded, or a con-artist – but we are forced to conclude that his Hitler is not especially
convincing.
That’s not to say that Look Who’s Back is without merit.
There are good satirical moments, not least Hitler’s disdain for ‘that suspect Russian
leader’ Vladimir Putin (‘the moment a politician removes his shirt, his
policies are dead in the water. All he will say is, "look, my dear fellow
countrymen, I have made the most extraordinary discovery: my policies look
better without a shirt on”’). The fact that the main criticism of ‘YouTube
Hitler’ comes from online commenters with names like ‘blood&honour’ sets up
an excellent set-piece where Hitler visits the headquarters of a shambolic far
right group, highlighting the uncomfortable position of those who crave
legitimacy while subscribing to vile ideologies. Meeting the Federal Chairman
of the NDP, he asks ‘can’t you salute me like an upstanding German?’ Eventually,
he dismisses them as ‘a veritable nest of harmful imbeciles’.
Vermes’ greatest insight, though, is into the sheer
elasticity of public opinion, the way a media-driven narrative can override
moral scruples and appearances outweigh content. Hitler’s views are expressed
most fully on his television segments, which are viewed through an ironic
filter by his audience. When he is set upon and hospitalised by a gang of
skinheads, who take him for a parodist, he unwittingly finds himself hailed for
his ‘unequivocal championing of non-violence’ and free
speech, amongst other things. The sheen
of stardom means that his actions are interpreted in the most favourable way
possible; the only real burst of criticism he receives from the press is nipped
in the bud when his producers blackmail the journalist who is trying to expose
him. After this, public opinion largely falls into place.
Look Who’s Back has been a huge hit in Germany, where it has
sold over a million copies since 2012. Non-German readers may find themselves a
little confused by many of the topical references, and the translator’s note by
Jamie Bulloch is invaluable in providing potted biographies of TV personalities
and the broad positions of Germany’s acronym-obsessed political parties. Ultimately,
though, despite its popularity the novel’s bold premise is let down by an
inconsistency of voice, and the lack of a really engaging narrative arc, as
things tend to fall together rather conveniently for the reborn Hitler. It’s a
problem for a satire when the protagonist’s personality is necessarily toned down
from the real life figure they represent, which is always going to make writing
a novel like this incredibly tough to carry off. Look Who's Back is billed as a 'merciless satire', but maybe it just isn't merciless enough.


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